What if...

What if you WERE the light of my life? If you died before me would my world be dark?

What if when we wanted joy, we really did have to "jump" for it?

What if time DID fly? Would we see clocks in a V Formation?

And if you Killed time... would you be shooting down those clocks with your shotgun?

What if love really WAS capable of BREAKING HEARTS? Could we survive that?

What if we REALLY did eat horses when we were hungry?

What if we COULD see "Gold Silence" just floating around?

What if life WAS a Box of Chocolates? High blood sugar, diabetes, sedentary jobs... oh wait... life IS a box of chocolates!!!

What if you HAD a heavy heart? Would you be more exhausted from carrying around that weight?

What if life really was just another metaphor...?

SHARK WEEK!

I didn't understand the rage, this past week, that was created from "Shark Week." Then I turned on the Discovery Channel. HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!? From the minute I turned it on I realized what exactly WAS all the rage. Sharks are the freakiest yet the coolest and most fascinating of the sea creatures... the KINGS of the water! The whole time I sat there my eyes were glued and everything going on around me, any outside noise, was totally blocked out, except, of course, my mother. She is ALWAYS the exception.

"MOM! This is SO SO SO COOL!"

"You haven't seen 'Jaws' have you?"

"What, why?"

"You wouldn't think this was so cool if you saw 'Jaws.'"

I DID see Jaws, and Jaws was CRAP compared to this real life stuff! Sharks attack seals as fast as 25 miles an hour, shooting above the surface of the water! Can Hollywood's fake sharks do that? NO!

Can Hollywood EVER compare to nature in it's entirety? NO!!

Watch Discovery Channel. Go learn something! It will blow your mind!

A little Slam.... now read it with feeling!

Do you want me?

All of me?

Do you like what you see?

Tell me now!

And I will tell you how

Look….

I have places to go

I have places to be

I don’t want to play this game

Was there a spark?

Was there a flame?

Why waste time?

When I so obviously heard bells chime

This isn’t a crime!

Just tell me

Do you feel the same?

Here’s the deal

You make money, I’ll make meal

This life will be nothing but real

All this comes with all that

I want a house a dog not a cat

I want kids

So…

Do you want me

All of me?

This is not a chant not a curse

I’m just sayin if you want me

Love me first!