Wake UP!

People don't realize...

That there is someone ALWAYS watching when:

You pick your wedgie and/or nose (hopefully not at the same time)

There is a mirror, reflective window or any other reflective surface and you check yourself out

You take a nap on campus or anywhere for that matter

There is a major public display of affection

There is a loud laugh

You feel good and you KNOW you look good

That when you fall/trip:

People are laughing, on the inside and out

People avoid your path of choice that led to the fall

Empathy immediately takes affect by using such words such as, "ouch" or "That's gotta hurt"

You probably aren't going to have the best day

No matter who you are, you are literally PISSED off

You feel awful and you KNOW you look awful

That when you drive:

The windows ARE transparent

People/drivers ARE judging you

This means you should be done getting ready and NOT putting on mascara, wearing a towel and... Breastfeeding?!?!

You cut me off, I will follow you home

Playing rock/paper/scissors is the funnest game to play with the car next to you

You think you are a good dancer but don't KNOW other drivers will beg to differ

That what goes around comes around when:

You spit out gum on the sidewalk/street/desk/wherever, it will find you

You talk behind someones back or to their face

You lie

You help someone with homework, crossing the street or up when they fall

You are loud keeping your neighbors/roommates up

You steal

You think you are the shiz

People don't realize...